■ Old Dirty Birdie
Role: Hustler / Trickster
Represents Games: Skins, Wolf
Look: Scrappy, cap backwards, mischievous grin, cash in hand.
Personality: Loud, cocky, smooth talker, always hustling.
Catchphrases: Pay up, playa!, Dirty never plays for free.
Meme Energy: Always winning money on a sneaky birdie or Lone Wolf.
Storyboard Cue: Smirks → makes a putt → collects bets.
■ Soaring Eagle
Role: Show-off / Flex King
Represents Games: Stableford, Bingo Bango Bongo
Look: Flashy polo, sunglasses, gold chain, feather motif.
Personality: Attention-seeking, highlight hunter, braggart.
Catchphrases: Eagles only, baby!, Too fly for bogeys.
Meme Energy: Brags endlessly about rare eagle shots.
Storyboard Cue: Hits miracle shot → shouts 'Eagle!' → flex pose.
■ Broke Down Bogey
Role: Comic Relief / Perpetual Loser
Represents Games: Snake, String Ball
Look: Baggy clothes, sweating, beat-up gear, empty wallet.
Personality: Clumsy, unlucky, pessimistic but lovable.
Catchphrases: Not again..., Why do I always owe?
Meme Energy: Always paying penalties, forever unlucky.
Storyboard Cue: 3-putts → everyone shouts 'Snake!' → hands over coins.
■ Old Man Par
Role: Wise Grump / Rule Master
Represents Games: Nassau, Match Play, Scramble, Chapman
Look: Gray hair, glasses, cigar, old-school visor.
Personality: Grumpy, steady, hates gimmicks, disciplined.
Catchphrases: Par is always a win., Golf isn’t luck, it’s discipline!
Meme Energy: Explains rules while others look confused.
Storyboard Cue: Draws Nassau diagram → others yawn or act lost.